Not Chuck Norris

Vote for Ed

2006-12-16T11:10:00.000Z

An even later entry from our very own Ed.

Now you know where the term 'handle bar' comes from.

Vote for Barney

2006-12-14T11:08:00.000Z

A late entry from someone called Barney.

I suspect he's actually not wearing any clothes!!!

Vote for Barry

2006-12-05T11:49:00.000Z

I had to crop this picture down.

Barry is over in Australia. It's not the full frontal nudity that worried me, it was what he was doing to the sheep.

Vote below if you must.

Vote for Richard

2006-12-04T22:01:00.000Z

Which one is Richard French and which one is the bloke from the French Connection - a brilliant film by the way?

Bet you can't guess.

Vote for Omaid

2006-12-04T14:27:00.000Z

Yes he really does look like this.

Clearly going for the pink vote.

Comments below if you really must.

Vote for Angus

2006-12-04T13:52:00.000Z

Angus thinks he looks so great, he asked me to upload 2 pics of his tash.

A clear winner?

You decide.

Vote for Scott

2006-12-04T12:31:00.000Z

Pretty scary!

Add your comment below to vote for Scotty (otherwise known as Colonel Botty).

Vote for Chris

2006-12-04T12:25:00.000Z

The step by step de-construction.

Took nearly an hour with a blunt BIC - hurt like hell.

Add your comments here to vote for me.

One more day to go

2006-11-29T11:00:00.000Z

What a bunch of twats.

Contender 2: Omaid

2006-11-28T09:53:00.000Z

Clearly in the lead as this before and after picture shows.

Contender 1: Scott

2006-11-28T09:48:00.000Z

Not bad.

Definitely not someone to leave the kids with though.

Nearly there now

2006-11-27T16:27:00.000Z

Decided to wait a few days till the tash was more pronounced.

Nearly there now with the desired effect.

And the divorce.

Unfortunately this will all have to come off pronto on 1st Dec.

Fun at the NMA

2006-11-09T14:00:00.000Z

Here's Dickie and I at the New Media Age 2006 awards.

Completely sober of course.

All went downhill 5 mins after this pic was taken though.

Father Christmas joins the party

2006-11-07T11:25:00.000Z

Now we know why Richard normally shaves every day.

Personally I think the beard thing is cheating.

Taking votes on who looks more of a tw*t.

Partly shaved

2006-11-06T14:00:00.000Z

OK - so now I've shaved off all the supurfluous stuff.

Definitely going for the dodgy 70's porn star look.

Or a divorce.

Taking bets on which happens first.

In hospital

2006-11-05T08:00:00.000Z

This is about as good as I can look at 8am on Sunday morning.

In hospital now, coz little Emily was up all night with a nasty cough.

Maybe they'll give here something to make her better?

Then again maybe not.

Not feeling too good today

2006-11-03T14:00:00.000Z

Had a few beers last night.

Last time I drink ESB - had a hangover from hell all day.

As you can see the shadow is growing - roughly in proportion to the number of my chins by the look of this picture.

Must go now - I need to converse on the great white telephone again.

Day 2

2006-11-02T13:00:00.000Z

OK, so I may have doctored the previous picture ever so slightly.

Just a slight grey shadow appearing now.

Hard to believe

2006-11-01T10:00:00.000Z

Unlike several of my cheating colleagues, I started the month with a clean shaven face.

Here's what only 4 hours growth has achieved.

Maybe I should stop taking those dodgy hormone pills.

Or maybe not - it has several other interesting side effects.

Here's where it all started

2006-09-22T14:00:00.000Z

Campaign Digital Awards 2006

I met this bloke there. Nice tash, I thought - a bit like the bloke from Magnum.

Just had to grow one like it. But how? Did I have the guts? No. So I thought up this scheme to rope in a few other mugs.

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