Vote for Ed

An even later entry from our very own Ed.

Now you know where the term 'handle bar' comes from.

Vote for Barney

A late entry from someone called Barney.

I suspect he's actually not wearing any clothes!!!

Vote for Barry

I had to crop this picture down.

Barry is over in Australia. It's not the full frontal nudity that worried me, it was what he was doing to the sheep.

Vote below if you must.

Vote for Richard

Which one is Richard French and which one is the bloke from the French Connection - a brilliant film by the way?

Bet you can't guess.

Vote for Omaid

Yes he really does look like this.

Clearly going for the pink vote.

Comments below if you really must.

Vote for Angus

Angus thinks he looks so great, he asked me to upload 2 pics of his tash.

A clear winner?

You decide.

Vote for Scott

Pretty scary!

Add your comment below to vote for Scotty (otherwise known as Colonel Botty).

Vote for Chris

The step by step de-construction.

Took nearly an hour with a blunt BIC - hurt like hell.

Add your comments here to vote for me.

One more day to go

What a bunch of twats.

Contender 2: Omaid

Clearly in the lead as this before and after picture shows.

Contender 1: Scott

Not bad.

Definitely not someone to leave the kids with though.

Nearly there now

Decided to wait a few days till the tash was more pronounced.


Nearly there now with the desired effect.


And the divorce.


Unfortunately this will all have to come off pronto on 1st Dec.